1. baesitter:

indianbiatch:

she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

    baesitter:

    indianbiatch:

    she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It

    yeah have u ever met a school nurse..

    (via dutchster)

    23 hours ago  /  Source: simpsonz

  2. i-wanted-to-rp-so-i:

    wholocked-me-in-my-mindpalace:

    improbablenormality:

    johnisnothisdate:

    catatonicconundrum:

    adolfi:

    Hitler flirting with Eva Braun.

    I don’t know how this makes me feel

    It makes me feel very uncomfortable

    You know what’s so uncomfortable about this? It shows that perhaps one of the most evil men in history, was a human being. That, on occasion, he could be nice, even flirty. That’s not all. You want to see evil people as evil, screaming horrible stuff over a desk with 20 microphones with 20, 000 people saluting them. The evil is clear and recognizable then. This shows a completely different image, it scares you because that means that evil isn’t a stereotype, that evil is not recognizable, that evil could be anyone. It scares you because this shows that could be lurking inside anyone and you’ll never ever know. Maybe in you? 

    i reblogged this literally like 2 minutes ago, but i want this version because of that comment ^

    That comment is one of my favorite post commentaries, because it’s completely right. People aren’t inherently evil. Like good, it’s a role they grow and live into. We have just as much potential to destroy as this man exhibited. And it’s a very eye opening experience to realize that.

    5 days ago  /  Source: axishistory

  3. creepyscout:

    This mosquito needs to fucking bite me or fuck off because I’m tired of hearing its buzzy bullshit

    1 week ago  /  Source: creepyscout

  4. antoinetriplett:

    jolivet:

    spaceman-v-spiff:

    nescientes:

    novacayyn:

    carry-on-my-otp:

    If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

    l tried really hard not to reblog this

    Yeah, it is indeed really hard not to reblog a fucking thing.

    Can we all agree that the man in the first gif is the manliest man in the world?

    Are we just going to all silently acknowledge that the last guy is clearly dead and that we just saw him die. 

    HOLD UP FOR A SECOND

    ALL OF THESE GIFS ARE ONE MAN

    THE SINGULAR BUSTER KEATON

    WHILE FILMING THE GENERAL

    HE SNAPPED HIS NECK ON THE RAILROAD TIES AND WENT HOME AND ICED HIS BODY

    AND CAME BACK FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY

    HE ONCE GOT HIS HIP RIPPED OUT OF ITS SOCKET BY A MALFUNCTIONING ELEVATOR AND WAS DISAPPOINTED WITH HIMSELF FOR BEING INJURED

    HE ONCE HAD TO FALL 100 FEET DOWN A WATERFALL INTO A NET

    A STUNTMAN TESTED IT AND BROKE BOTH LEGS AND DISLOCATED HIS SHOULDER

    BUSTER DID THE STUNT ANYWAY AND LANDED WITHOUT A SCRATCH

    IN ‘THE HIGH DIVE’

    BUSTER DID A TRICK DIVE THROUGH A CARDBOARD DECK THAT WAS CAMOUFLAGED TO LOOK LIKE THE REAL DECK

    ONLY HE COULDN’T TELL FROM 100 FEET UP WHERE THE CARDBOARD STOPPED AND THE REAL DECK STARTED AND THERE WAS ONLY LIKE A THREE FOOT MARGIN FOR ERROR

    AND WHEN HE HESITATED A SUDDEN BREEZE LITERALLY KNOCKED HIM OFF THE DIVING BOARD AND HE HAD TO JUMP ANYWAY

    AND HE MISSED THE REAL DECK BY LESS THAN A FOOT BUT HE MADE IT

    IN THE SECOND GIF HE’S RECREATING SOMETHING THAT THE ACTUAL GENERAL PURSUERS HAD TO DO IN THE CIVIL WAR

    IF HE MISSES THAT TIE

    THE TRAIN WILL BE DERAILED AND HE WILL DIE IN THE EXPLOSION

    IN THE THIRD GIF AN ENTIRE HOUSE IS FALLING HE HAS ONE TAKE AND IF HE HAS NOT DONE THE CALCULATIONS CORRECTLY HE WILL BE CRUSHED

    HE HAS AN INCH-WIDE MARGIN ON EACH SIDE

    AND THE HOUSE LITERALLY BRUSHES HIS LEFT SHOULDER ON THE WAY DOWN

    YOU CAN SEE HIS LEFT ARM JUMP BECAUSE HE’S FLINCHING FROM THE PAIN

    THAT LAST GIF

    HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE THAT JUMP

    HE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO FALL AND THEY HADNT PLANNED FOR IT

    BUT HE SURVIVED

    BUSTER KEATON SURVIVED 100% OF THINGS THAT WOULD HAVE KILLED LESSER MEN INCLUDING WWI, TORNADOS, HOUSEFIRES, ALCOHOLISM, BROKEN NETS, CRUSHING DEPRESSION, THE DEPRESSION ITSELF, THE MCCARTHY WITCHHUNTS, THE END OF SILENT CINEMA, AND ABOUT 900 MORE OF THE STUNTS YOU SEE ABOVE

    BUSTER LIVED TO BE 70 YEARS OLD

    FATHERED LIKE FOUR KIDS AND EIGHT GRANDKIDS

    HE CAME OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF ALL THAT

    THINKING THAT LIFE WAS GOOD AND PEOPLE WERE WONDERFUL

    BUSTER KEATON IS NOT JUST A STUNTMAN

    HE IS A GODDAMN SAINT

    (via jon-snow)

    1 week ago  /  Source: carry-on-my-otp

  5. slutformisha:

    un-feuilly-de-papier:

    un-feuilly-de-papier:

    What do french people call a really bad thursday?

    a trajeudi

    update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you

    (via lattestorm)

    1 week ago  /  Source: un-feuilly-de-papier

  6. godotstopdot:

    ktabeau:

    Am I doing this right

    Get this on tumblr radar

    (via over9)

    1 week ago  /  Source: ktabeau

  7. Chandler Bing’s Best Comebacks Part 3

    (via onginalmaz)

    1 week ago  /  Source: princesconsuela

  8. forever-a-fan-of:

    Omg who ever did this you are pure genius!! Gets me every time!!

    (via creepyscout)

    1 week ago  /  Source: forever-a-fan-of

  9. awkward-lee:

i-volunteer:

upperstories:

tony-the-talking-pizzer:

chocolateist:

pardonmewhileipanic:

bestnatesmithever:

captcreate:

The leg up at the end tho.

I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

That leg is killing me

THE LEG KILLED ME

falling with style

i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier

    awkward-lee:

    i-volunteer:

    upperstories:

    tony-the-talking-pizzer:

    chocolateist:

    pardonmewhileipanic:

    bestnatesmithever:

    captcreate:

    The leg up at the end tho.

    I like the coach, putting his hands on his knees like, “Welp, that wasn’t it.”

    i was almost like “oh man that sucks” and then her leg popped and i fucking lost it

    That leg is killing me

    THE LEG KILLED ME

    falling with style

    i reblogged this a million times and i still dont know what it’s funnier: the leg or the coach

    the fact that the coach is her father makes this funnier

    (via peripheryinme)

    1 week ago  /  Source: hugedickgrayson

  10. ikissboyswithtattoos:

nikki-bobs:

the-average-gatsby:

there is zero rotational motion in this pictureevery single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line

Well fuck

I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging

    ikissboyswithtattoos:

    nikki-bobs:

    the-average-gatsby:

    there is zero rotational motion in this picture

    every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line

    Well fuck

    I stared at this for a good 5 minutes before reblogging

    (via cheerupbrian)

    1 week ago  /  Source: beesandbombs

  11. (via cheerupbrian)

    1 week ago  /  Source: neroechan

  12. g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

    g-iggle:

    lolsofunny:

    ladderboss:

    wtf kind of turtle is that

    science of tumblr can you please explain this

    mitochondria

    (via ur-blog-is-stupid-but-i-still)

    1 week ago  /  Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay

  13. davidesky2:

    Hoàng Tiến Quyết, via Surface to Structure.

    (via cheerupbrian)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: davidesky2

  14. thegoodthebadthetia:

    devidsketchbook:

    HILARIOUS INFOGRAPHIC 

    TRUTH FACTS BY MIKAEL WULFF AND ANDERS MORGENTHALER

    True Facts About Everyday Life by Danish cartoon team of Mikael Wulff and Anders Morgenthaler 

    Facts

    (via lamusiquecestlavie)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: devidsketchbook.com

  15. My only regret is that
    I didn’t tell enough people
    to fuck off.
    – My 92 year old grandma. (via coffeestainedheart)

    (via pizza)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: lule-bell