1. thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

missvoltairine:

Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD

    thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

    missvoltairine:

    Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh

    THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD

    (via mulletsmakememoist)

    10 hours ago  /  Source: lawebloca

  2. atopfourthwall:

    rossthenerd:

    Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.

    Alfred Pennysass.

    (via zohbugg)

    10 hours ago  /  Source: rossthenerd

  3. If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.

    (via ur-blog-is-stupid-but-i-still)

    1 day ago  /  Source: supernatural-tardis

  4. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

    image

    I think we all know where this is going.

    image

    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

    (via ur-blog-is-stupid-but-i-still)

    1 day ago  /  Source: nico-diangelcakes

  5. (via miss-partial)

    1 day ago  /  Source: georgetakei

  6. vittyyluvscookies:

    unsolicited disney

    (via peripheryinme)

    1 day ago  /  Source: vittyyluvscookies

  7. adventuretimewithlewis:

shvnyyy-e:

zwamboobs:

blazepress:

Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

Sick

what the fuck

The gays are angry

    adventuretimewithlewis:

    shvnyyy-e:

    zwamboobs:

    blazepress:

    Filming a rainbow when suddenly.

    Sick

    what the fuck

    The gays are angry

    (via pizza)

    2 days ago  /  Source: blazepress

  8. (via pizza)

    2 days ago  /  Source: lifehacks247

  9. lifeaslindz:

soheresto-drinksinthedark:

theoppositeofsane:

biiishop:

hollycourt55377:

facetofacewiththesky:

spendthadaywithjae:

ppeanutttt:

afffable:

FUCK

Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

Goal

But also sex.

I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

Future home goals.

I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

Sex, sleep and pizza; in the shower. People of Tumblr got life goals on lock down.

    lifeaslindz:

    soheresto-drinksinthedark:

    theoppositeofsane:

    biiishop:

    hollycourt55377:

    facetofacewiththesky:

    spendthadaywithjae:

    ppeanutttt:

    afffable:

    FUCK

    Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….

    Goal

    But also sex.

    I would be late for everything with a shower like this.

    I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER

    Future home goals.

    I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER

    Sex, sleep and pizza; in the shower. People of Tumblr got life goals on lock down.

    (via kar-kat-dennings)

    2 days ago  /  Source: houseandhomepics

  10. (via kar-kat-dennings)

    2 days ago  /  Source: cuteelvinaaliciouzzz

  11. haydenrodgers:

    drapplepie:

    8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice

    "Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
    "False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
    "I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
    "I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."

    MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN

    (via onginalmaz)

    2 days ago  /  Source: reuglusblack

  12. todallison:

    this vine is better than all of paranormal activity

    (via monkeysould)

    2 days ago  /  Source: vinebox

  13. funnyandhilarious:

They found the fountain of Youth »

    funnyandhilarious:

    They found the fountain of Youth »

    (via monkeysould)

    2 days ago  /  Source: funnyandhilarious

  14. (via thesoldierandthevirgin)

    2 days ago  /  Source: best-of-imgur

  15. team-lads-in-the-tardis:

i cant stop laughing help

    team-lads-in-the-tardis:

    i cant stop laughing help

    (via a-knight-of-shame)

    3 days ago  /  Source: tastefullyoffensive