1. ryanpanos:

    The Bus | Paul Kirchner | Via

    (via dink-182)

    6 days ago  /  Source: ryanpanos

  2. shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

    shingekinokyojinheaven:

    opticallyaroused:

    Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

    please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

    (via bertibottsbeans)

    1 week ago  /  Source: fuckyeahairplaness

  3. Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.

    Gandalf: Cool.

    Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?

    Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.

    1 week ago  /  Source: obsessiforge

  4. joshishollywood:

    sparklewench:

    editorial design antics, pt. 2

    this looks like a normal magazine spread right

    image

    well

    if you look really closely on one of the melons i put a really tiny pterodactyl right in the middle

    image

    no one noticed

    and they actually published it

    now there are 2000 copies of this magazine featuring this tiny pterodactyl and i’m the one at fault

    oh my god am i a horrible person or what

    If I could live one day the way you live your entire life

    (via dutchster)

    1 week ago

  5. Platonic relationships are great and all

    goodmorningbalthazar:

    but I prefer Socratic relationships

    image

    (x)

    (via pettymotives)

    1 week ago  /  Source: goodmorningbalthazar

  6. gifyourass:

    How the world sees America.

    (via universosinfinitos)

    1 week ago  /  Source: gifyourass

  7. did-you-kno:

The ghosts in Pac-Man each have different behaviors: Red is the only one that will constantly chase you, Pink stays 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth, Blue tries to stay in a fixed location, and Orange is completely random. Source

    did-you-kno:

    The ghosts in Pac-Man each have different behaviors: Red is the only one that will constantly chase you, Pink stays 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth, Blue tries to stay in a fixed location, and Orange is completely random. Source

    1 week ago  /  Source: didyouknowblog.com

  8. (via creepyscout)

    1 week ago  /  Source: thatwetshirt

  9. kerrypolka:

    kinkstertime:

    This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

    At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

    (via moriarty)

    1 week ago  /  Source: betterlucknext

  10. notontumblr:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

aggienes:

getintunee:

sunfl0werpetal:

callmehealy:

THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.

This is sorta manditory to reblog.

😳

This joint kills you faster than the bubonic plaque. True

thats because it was designed in the lab to do that

Oh jesus christ. Not one of these “Let’s talk about the symptoms without discussing the realities of the disease!” shit posts. All these do is make people panic and think their cold is some sneaky form of Ebola.
OKAY LISTEN UP YOU GUYS. ITS TIME TO PULL UP A CHAIR, TURN ON YOUR SCIENCE EARS AND:

(I’m using Bill Nye because this is gonna be a goddamn science talk and I know you people love nostalgia)
HERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT EBOLA:
EBOLA IS ONLY TRANSMITTED THROUGH CONTACT WITH THE BLOOD OR BODY FLUID OF AN INFECTED PERSON.This is why one of its nicknames is “the Caregiver’s disease”! Because most people who contract it are people who were taking care of an infected patient or handled bodies with Ebola. So the general rule of thumb to avoid Ebola (and dozens of other disease much more prevalant everywhere) is: IF YOU SEE BLOOD OR BODILY FLUIDS THAT’S NOT FROM YOUR BODY - DON’T FUCKING TOUCH IT.
THE EBOLA VIRUS HAS A SHITTY SURVIVAL RATE OUTSIDE A HOST. This means that once a strain of the virus leaves a person’s body outside through blood, vomit, snot, etc - it can’t survive very long at all. In fact many scientific studies find that it’s hard to estimate exactly how long it can survive because their samples tend to start to break down before they can even run tests. This means sitting on a toilet seat in Dallas will not get you fucking ebola. 
ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THIS OUTBREAK HAS GOTTEN SO BAD IS DUE TO SHITTY HEALTH CONDITIONS AND INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE INFECTED COUNTRIES. And by shitty, I mean it’s hard to get clean water and supplies level of shitty. While we can argue about the shitty state of US healthcare (and it’s 100% valid discussion) - it really doesn’t compare to what these clinics have.
IT DOES NOT HAVE A 100% MORTALITY RATE. Yes, it can be very deadly (from 25-90%), but again, most of the reasons it’s been so deadly is because of the shitty health conditions pointed out in #3. But it is completely possible to survive through Ebola if you get proper treatment (which you shouldn’t have it in the first place if you followed #1).
NOT EVERY AFRICAN COUNTRY HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH EBOLA. In fact compared to other epidemics, the rate this one has spread is small (I mean it is tragic, no question about that, but objectively speaking it doesn’t even hold a candle to the Bubonic plague, Spanish Influenza, HIV/AIDS or even H1N1). The countries infected are Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia, all located in West Africa. And by infected, I mean about 0.0004% of their combined populations of 20 million are infected - which in pandemic terms this is tiny. So if you or your friends or your family who are either traveling or living in other parts of Africa you really shouldn’t worry about Ebola because- Africa is fucking huge.
THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE IT WAS CONSTRUCTED IN A LAB. This is a conspiracy theory that’s been thrown out there in order to explain why it’s so deadly. People get anxious, and they blame what they can.
And that’s it! It pretty much boils down to it’s really not something to panic about - and you shouldn’t handle other people’s bodily fluids or blood without proper equipment. Which- you really shouldn’t do that at anytime, anyplace.

    notontumblr:

    prettyboyshyflizzy:

    aggienes:

    getintunee:

    sunfl0werpetal:

    callmehealy:

    THIS TOO GUYS. BE SAFE.

    This is sorta manditory to reblog.

    😳

    This joint kills you faster than the bubonic plaque. True

    thats because it was designed in the lab to do that

    Oh jesus christ. Not one of these “Let’s talk about the symptoms without discussing the realities of the disease!” shit posts. All these do is make people panic and think their cold is some sneaky form of Ebola.

    OKAY LISTEN UP YOU GUYS. ITS TIME TO PULL UP A CHAIR, TURN ON YOUR SCIENCE EARS AND:

    (I’m using Bill Nye because this is gonna be a goddamn science talk and I know you people love nostalgia)

    HERE ARE SOME VERY IMPORTANT FACTS ABOUT EBOLA:

    1. EBOLA IS ONLY TRANSMITTED THROUGH CONTACT WITH THE BLOOD OR BODY FLUID OF AN INFECTED PERSON.This is why one of its nicknames is “the Caregiver’s disease”! Because most people who contract it are people who were taking care of an infected patient or handled bodies with Ebola. So the general rule of thumb to avoid Ebola (and dozens of other disease much more prevalant everywhere) is: IF YOU SEE BLOOD OR BODILY FLUIDS THAT’S NOT FROM YOUR BODY - DON’T FUCKING TOUCH IT.
    2. THE EBOLA VIRUS HAS A SHITTY SURVIVAL RATE OUTSIDE A HOST. This means that once a strain of the virus leaves a person’s body outside through blood, vomit, snot, etc - it can’t survive very long at all. In fact many scientific studies find that it’s hard to estimate exactly how long it can survive because their samples tend to start to break down before they can even run tests. This means sitting on a toilet seat in Dallas will not get you fucking ebola. 
    3. ONE OF THE MAIN REASONS THIS OUTBREAK HAS GOTTEN SO BAD IS DUE TO SHITTY HEALTH CONDITIONS AND INFRASTRUCTURE IN THE INFECTED COUNTRIES. And by shitty, I mean it’s hard to get clean water and supplies level of shitty. While we can argue about the shitty state of US healthcare (and it’s 100% valid discussion) - it really doesn’t compare to what these clinics have.
    4. IT DOES NOT HAVE A 100% MORTALITY RATE. Yes, it can be very deadly (from 25-90%), but again, most of the reasons it’s been so deadly is because of the shitty health conditions pointed out in #3. But it is completely possible to survive through Ebola if you get proper treatment (which you shouldn’t have it in the first place if you followed #1).
    5. NOT EVERY AFRICAN COUNTRY HAS BEEN INFECTED WITH EBOLA. In fact compared to other epidemics, the rate this one has spread is small (I mean it is tragic, no question about that, but objectively speaking it doesn’t even hold a candle to the Bubonic plague, Spanish Influenza, HIV/AIDS or even H1N1). The countries infected are Sierra Leone, Guinea and Liberia, all located in West Africa. And by infected, I mean about 0.0004% of their combined populations of 20 million are infected - which in pandemic terms this is tiny. So if you or your friends or your family who are either traveling or living in other parts of Africa you really shouldn’t worry about Ebola because- Africa is fucking huge.
    6. THERE IS NO SOLID EVIDENCE IT WAS CONSTRUCTED IN A LAB. This is a conspiracy theory that’s been thrown out there in order to explain why it’s so deadly. People get anxious, and they blame what they can.

    And that’s it! It pretty much boils down to it’s really not something to panic about - and you shouldn’t handle other people’s bodily fluids or blood without proper equipment. Which- you really shouldn’t do that at anytime, anyplace.

    (via monkeysould)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: callmehealy

  11. girlwhovian:

    cards against humanity / supernatural edition 

    requested by anon

    [sherlock edition] [thor edition] [avengers edition]

    (via klartie)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: girlwhovian

  12. fegeleh:

    wineforthree:

    GOOD B Y E

    PLS

    (via littlelotte-xo)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: wineforthree

  13. kitsunecoffee:

    thekumazone:

    Owls may be symbols of wisdom, but they’re actually complete morons

    I’M BIG DON’T TOUCH ME

    (via anothersh0tatlife)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: owls-only

  14. zieli:

    so cool

    (via ur-blog-is-stupid-but-i-still)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: knowledgefordummies

  15. evilblogger:

how the turn tables

    evilblogger:

    how the turn tables

    (via grade-a-memo)

    2 weeks ago  /  Source: darylfranz