Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh
THE FISH HAVE SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD
Some of the many funny Batman and Alfred moments over the years. BROTP.
If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sports.
So i have this giant pencil right
I think we all know where this is going.
the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming
Filming a rainbow when suddenly.
what the fuck
The gays are angry
Think about how much easier it would be to shave your legs….
But also sex.
I would be late for everything with a shower like this.
I COULD FINALLY SLEEP… IN THE SHOWER
Future home goals.
I COULD EAT PIZZA IN THE SHOWER
Sex, sleep and pizza; in the shower. People of Tumblr got life goals on lock down.
8. the magic begins a scene you really wanted to be in the movies but wasn’t → career advice"Well, then, I am confused…I’m afraid I don’t quite understand how you can give Mr. Potter false hope that —"
"False hope?" repeated Professor McGonagall, still refusing to look round at Professor Umbridge. “He has achieved high marks in all his Defense Against the Dark Arts tests —"
"I am terribly sorry to have to contradict you, Minerva, but as you will see from my note, Harry has been achieving very poor results in his classes with me —"
"I should have made my meaning plainer," said Professor McGonagall, turning at last to look Umbridge directly in the eyes. “He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
MINERVA YOU FUCKING QUEEN
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
i cant stop laughing help